Once there lived a

Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...

"DINNER" ;->

u Dirty mind...

upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P

Jun, 11 2010 182 chars (2 sms) 3826 views Naughty

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A married woman

A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:

WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->

A Couple Had 3

A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.

Some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness :P

Girl To A Tattoo Artist

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:

How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing

An Animal Just Above My Knee?

Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,

But Girraffe Is Free.

Teacher: ''Kisses

Teacher: ''Kisses'' Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?

Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P

Enlgish

All the girlz who diet for a 0 figure......
Remember!
Real Men go for Curves,,,,,
only Dogs go for Bones....

Eik Piyari Si Surat

Eik Piyari Si Surat,
Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,
Thodi Shahrarat,
Thodi Mohabbat,
Thodi Masti,
Thoda Maza,
Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,
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Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa..........!!

I don't love

I don’t love.

I don’t care.

I just married a millionair.

And if he dies I don’t cry,

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I just fuck another guy.

WIFE SMS

''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women"

colg ki larki se bola.

Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

In a Hospital two Nurses

In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor..

1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.

2nd Nurse: ... And very Quickly too... =P ;->

Shall v Try A Different

HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->

BAchEy 2 he Achey.

DOCTOR: BAchEy 2 he Achey..

WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??

LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->

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