Boy wd his girlfrnd

Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->

Jun, 11 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2979 views Naughty

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Law Of Reverse Dynamics

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=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=

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He came at night

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