Ghar

Saas : Beti Aaj Se Tumhara
Ghar Yehii Hy
Aaj Se Tum Mjhy Ammi Aur
Apne Sasur Ko Abbu Kahogi…

…Shaam Mein Us Ka Husband
Ghar Aaya Tou Boli

“Maa
Bhaiya Aa Gaye ..” =P =D

Oct, 01 2011 170 chars (2 sms) 3176 views Naughty

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Larki- Dad

Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!

Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!

Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->

Girl To A Tattoo Artist

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:

How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing

An Animal Just Above My Knee?

Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,

But Girraffe Is Free.

A MAN''s Sad Story

A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
.
.

NAKED

BAchEy 2 he Achey.

DOCTOR: BAchEy 2 he Achey..

WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??

LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->

ab ap ki bari hay

aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay

Water Is So Preciou

Water Is So Precious,
So Plz Send Dis Msg To As Many Frnds As Possible With Dis Slogan:
SAVE WATER!

SAVE WATER!

SHARE SHOWER WITH NEIGHBOUR''S DAUGHTER!! ;->

LONELY NIGHT

In a quiet night, a quite tear rolls down

my cheeks and make a quiet wish,

May you are here with me

Sitting hand in hand, in this lonely night,

expressing lovely feelings,

We have for each other.

I wish you were here to say, “I love you” to me.

Boy wd his girlfrnd

Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->

Clas Mein Teachr

Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K ,

Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein.

Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola

"Kia Khayal Hai Madam

Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey"...

molvi

"Very intersting"

Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.

Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.

Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.

Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,
Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.

Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,
Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.

Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai.

Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai

*"MOLVI"*

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!

Once there lived a

Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...

"DINNER" ;->

u Dirty mind...

upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P

bahoon main

Pehlay Baahon me Lena

Phr Seene Se Lagana

Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna

Phr Khoob Kiss Krna

Phr Bister Pr Litana
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.
.

Kita Mushkil hay
Bacchon ko Sulana.

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