Height Of Fear

Height Of Fear

2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy

Sabun Neechey Girr Gaya

Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->

Jun, 11 2010 143 chars (1 sms) 2386 views Naughty

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Girl To A Tattoo Artist

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:

How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing

An Animal Just Above My Knee?

Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,

But Girraffe Is Free.

Define Fashion Show

Define Fashion Show?

"In Fashion Show,

Designer Shows Their Creation On Models,

Models Drop Their Dress

& Show God''s Creation

Galt Fehmi

Aj phir Hui Titli Ko Ghalt Fehmi logo

Smjh Kr Gulab Ka Phol,
Mere rukhsar pe a bethi :D
Good evng :p

A MAN''s Sad Story

A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
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Man to Sexy Air

Man to Sexy Air hostess:
"What''s your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
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colg ki larki se bola.

Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

Biwi ne kameez utari

Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:

"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"

Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->

Govrment ny aeilan

Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.

sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?

wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->

kal koi meri biwi k

Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->

A married woman

A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:

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Hights Of Heart Breakin

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An Inocent Man
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Phr Bister Pr Litana
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Kita Mushkil hay
Bacchon ko Sulana.

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