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Never think more
about d past,
it brings Tears. . .







Dont think more
about d future,
it brings Fears. . .








Think more
about ME,,
which brings Cheers!! ;->
Wat wud
U do if..


U lose me
1day?


























































































so cute..I knew u''ll search 4me... :)
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
Lady : Is this my train?
station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Lahore.
station Master : No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy. . . ;->
Yad aata hai mujhko tera bachpan ka zamana
Patli patli tangon par latka hua pakhana .
Wo behti naak ko hath say poonch kr gaal per lagana
Gali mein beth kr sare Muhalle ko show dikhana,
Qamar say makhiyan uratay howay aawaz lagana,,,,,

Ammi dho day
Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband:sure, what are my choices?

Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->
21st Century.... Good/Bad???
Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Boss - Brainless

Our salary - Very less . . .
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. . . ;->
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say..... ;->
May our friendship turn into silver

silver into Gold...

Gold into diamonds...

And

May our diamonds be forever....

then we will sell it OK?

fifty-fifty ;->