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Hum Fizaon K Badalne Ka Intizaar Nahi Kerte

Aandhiyon K Rukne Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte

Yaad Aati Hai Tou sms Ker Dete Hain

Hum Kanjuuso''n K sms Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte
Arz Kiya Hai
Maathay Pr Lahu sir Per Reit.

wah wah !







Maathe Per Lahu sir Per Reit






Kion K Larki Ne Phool Mara Gamle samait


Wah Wah Wah Kia Kehne. . . ;->
Aaj kal ki larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain..









Ajkal kuch larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain,





Pehla kalma ata nai English main bat karti hai. . . . :P
Is sms mei chand dhund kr dikhaeye


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Aahaan
sms karne wale ki
tasveer thori aati hai ;->
Lover Gives Love

Father Gives Protection

Mother Gives Life

But A Real Frnd Gives

Nice Girls Cell #''s

Dat is frndship

Now It''s A Gud Chance

Prove Ur Frndship ;->
Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?












,coz
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it. . . ;->
When swinning is good for the development of our arms & legs. . .





Than






Why dont fishes have arms & legs . . . ? ;->
Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st?



When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke ;->
Mod
Obedient
Neat
Kind
Elegent
Young


Hey! Thats me.
Pareshan na hona, tumhara naam b is mei hai,


Read the 1st letter of every word..
The night was dark, the moon was high
I stopped my car....you wondered why?
I leant so close, you felt shy
I uttered those three word

















I.....la
puncture? ;->
What''s the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining and 10 wickets in hand....???



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==>> Ya Allah, Jeet Kar Angrezi bolni Paregi !!!!! ;->
Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki shaadi Kis se Karega. . .?








socho










Thora aur socho







COMMANDER sAFEGUARD se





Kyun k yehi Hai Doctoron Ki awaleen Pasand ;->