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Ek Aadmi Business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne Apni Biwi se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum Apni Walida K Paas Chali Jao
Aur Mera Kia Hai
Main susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->
FILM dekhni hai ?


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Ye Hai sANJAY LEELA BHANsALI Ki New Film
"WHITE" . . . ;->
smile 2 old man means respect

smile 2 a child means innocence

smile 2 lover means love

smiling in front of mobile means mental




still smiling!
(Confirmed) ;->
HamArE FLAG mEi
Green CoLour MeAnz
"MusLiMz"

White CoLour MeAnz
"AmAn"

LeKiN

Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy

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AmAn k AndAr

"DandA"

jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-
Bush: Meri behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae.

Musharaf:Mubarak howe.

Bush:Par afsoos di gal ae BANDE da pata nai chalya.

Musharaf:Koi gal nai ji UsAMA te pa dio. . . ;->
height of a music lover--

"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"
Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
student replied ...... "see my legs and tell my name"
What is height of Active laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Height of filmi culture....

teacher : who was bhagat singh?
student: Ajay devgan, and bobby deol.

the chak de effect
Teacher: Name Different states of India...

student: I''m an indian...i dunnot believe in any states.
height of foolishness

A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.

And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D
Height of youthfulness....

KKusum of serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..

manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..

but still looks wrinkle free
Height of Orkuting...!


Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!


ssends his termination through scrap..!