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Just Shut Up

Just shut Up

Ok !

Dont Try To Be Over smart

Apne Kaam se Kaam Rakha Karo

Nonsence

Idiot

selfish

I

said
To

My Heart

When It Asked Me
To
stop
Missing U . . . :)

Teacher:

Teacher:
Marne se Pehle “Tarzan” K Aahri Alfaaz Kia Thay . . .? ? ?

student:
Trazan said: " Ye Kis Kuttay K Bachay Ne Darakht Pe Greace Lagai Thi " ;->

Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .

Latest shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .

1. Haath Me Mobile Ho Ga

2. Angutha Button Par Ho Ga

3. Msg Parh KeR Hanse Ga

4. Phr soche Ga Kis Ko Frwrd Karun . . . ;->

An Ideal Home Work Excuse . .

An Ideal Home Work Excuse . . .

Teacher : Where Is Ur HomeWork ? ? ?

student: I Lost It Fighting This Kid Who said:
"U Weren''t The Best Teacher In school" ;->

1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya

1 Pathan Ka sir Phat Gaya . . .

Pathan se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan sahab Kia Hua ?

Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->

Galat Nazar Se Dekho Ge

Galat Nazar se Dekho Ge

Tou Har Taraf Kharabi Nazar Aayegi . . .

sahi Nazar se Dekho Ge

Tou Har sundar Larki

Tumhain

Tumhari

Bhabhi Nazar Aayegi . . . ;->

2008 Ka Faqeer :

2008 Ka Faqeer :
Baji Bhooka Hoon ALLAH K Waste Khana De Do . . .

Baji: Baad Main Aana Abhi Khaana Bana Rahi Hoon . . .

Faqeer: Mera Mobile No. Likh Lo . . .
Jab Khana Ban Jaye Tou sms Ker Dena ;->

Judge ( Chor Se )

Judge ( Chor se ) : Maalik K Hote Huey Tum Ne Ghar Main Chori Kaise Ki . . . ?

Chor ( sharmate Huey) : Aap seekh Ker Kia Karain Ge sahab . . . ;->

Wat''s the similarity between

Wat''s the similarity between

U & a bottle of pepsi....

sweet,

cool,

good,

easily available

And

Biggest similarity...

Dhakkan. . .

American: Oh God!

American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.

Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.

Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->

Dentist : "Iam sorry

Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."
Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"
Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->

Few excellent FRIENDs

Few excellent
FRIENDs
Are Better
Than
Many good
FRIENDs
&
One
sincere,
Cool
&
Caring
FRIEND is
Much better
Than
Few
Excellent
FRIENDs

Thank GOD
You Have ME. . . . ;->

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