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Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

Agar Koi Yeh Chahay

Agar Koi Yeh Chahay k Woh Dunia Main sub say Alug Nazar Aiay... Woh Jahan Bhi Jiay, To Loog Ussi Ki Taraf Daikhain To Ussay Chahiay k.
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Apni Gardan Utarwa k Chala Phira Karay......

"Think of the Day"

"Think of the Day"

Agar aik Army Person:Minister, President, Vice Chancler, Governor etc ban sakta hay to phir

Aik Civlian, Core Comandr, General or Chief A.staff kyoun nahi ban sakta...

BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

BHIKARI : saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

MAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai

BHIKARI : saab sath me girlfriend be hai

MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali

BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya

Your girlfriend is:

Your girlfriend is:
smart.
Intelligent.
sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your s.I.s.T.E.R.

Next Ik Month Tak

Next Ik Month Tak Kise Ko Pashto Mein Mubarak Baad Na Do Warna Aap Baitullah Mehsud k saathi

"koi Mulvi sahab smjhay Jain Gay

"WAZARAT E DAKHLA.

Wo haseena wo neelam pari

Wo haseena wo neelam pari

Hui thi election main khari

Pata nahin kahan se goli chali

Ho gaye musibat khari

Jane kya kya hua

samjhayon main yeh ab kis kis ko

Dil main mere haiDard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto

Dil main mere hai

Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto

Dont buy Land Cruisers.

Dont buy Land Cruisers.

They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in Pakistan.

Dis Public service msg is sponsord by Pakistan Camel & Donkey Cart Association ;->

Very important health tips only for u.

Very important health tips only for u.
dont eat
pizzas,samosay dahi baray,ice cream,chocolate,

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sandwich
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WITHOUT
ME,,

Ek premi ne kaha prmika se,

Ek premi ne kaha prmika se,

men tmhari zulfon se khelna chahta hon

premika ne.. wig utar kr dedi or boli khelte rho

mgr kal wapas krdena college b jana ha

A Boy went to meet his GF.

A Boy went to meet his GF. When he came back at home, mom asked:

Kaha gay thay??

Boy: UssE milne....

Mom: Kislie???

Boy: Han bohat KIss lie:p

LIFE IS 5 STAR . . .

LIFE Is 5 sTAR . . .

KIND sTAR Is
MOTHER,ACTION sTAR Is FATHER,ULTEMATE sTAR Is
TEACHER,TOP sTAR IsLOVER&THE sUPER sTAR Is
FRIEND LIKE "hAmY" ;->

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