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What is the difference between wife & saali?
saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
What’s The Height Of Hope








sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself

“MAN DON”T WORRY. . . EXAMs CAN B POsTPONED” ;->
1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUsANDs of problem.
so better think before you smile.
A Touching story. . .

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.

The next day…

Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…



What a touching story!!!
Husband: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . .

Wife: Jaga Lo . . . Waise Bhi Choohey se Kon Darta Hai . . .;->
Hey friend remember dat. . .
Without stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom
&
Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty. . .
so The World Needs YOU After All. . . ;-
Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai shaadi.
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka soti thi . . . ;-
sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai
Ladkewale:ladki ka nam kya h?Ladkiwale:hmari pyari,apki pyari,sbki pyari RAMPYARI..ladke ka nam kya h?Ladkewale:hmara gu,apka gu,hm sbka gu JUGGU!!
U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your Wife,
U can control your Emotions but not





















LOOsE MOTION
Fact of classroom:

Jab professor apko class se bahr nikale

TO sAMAJ LO K TARAKI KR RHE HO.

He might be afraid dat u know more than him...!!
Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?
student:I dnt knw.......
Teacher:they r called Turks.....
Now what r the ppl of Germany called?
student:They r called Germs.....