Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
ALLAMA IQBAL ne Qayam-e-Pakistan k baray Mai 23 March Ko Minto park mai Quaid-e-Azam k sath Kharay Ho Ker Fatima se Farmaya , AJ KALA JORA PAA sADI FARMAYsH TE
Bachelor''sschedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; sat ko talaq ;
sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But she slapped Me . . .
