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BAJATAY RAHO..;-)
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
If time doesn''t wait for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
ALLAMA IQBAL ne Qayam-e-Pakistan k baray Mai 23 March Ko Minto park mai Quaid-e-Azam k sath Kharay Ho Ker Fatima se Farmaya , AJ KALA JORA PAA sADI FARMAYsH TE
Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; sat ko talaq ;
sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
BHIKARI:saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina he

MAN:kyu 1coffe to Rs.3 ki he

B:saab sath me girl frnd b he

M:bhikari hokar b GF banali

B:Nai saab GF ne bhikari banadiya
An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !










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The Older she Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->
Husband: "Where do you want to go for our marriage anniversary. . . ?"

Wife: "some where I have never been. . . !"

Husband: "How about the kitchen. . . ?" . . . ;->
What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?













































"Mujhay Bhi Nahi Pata" . . . ;->
Life Is Difficult, Full Of Trials, sorrow, Pain . . .
When U Fall Down. . .
JusT stand Up straight . . . Be Confident . . .






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"OYE YE DHAKKA KIs NE DIA" . . . ;->
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Feeling sweet Na . . .

Now Reply ME To Feel he same . . . ;->
Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But she slapped Me . . .