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U R Many Kilometers Away From Me

But

still I''am Watching U

Through 3 Diferent Places





1- Cartoon Network

2- National Geographic

3- Animal Planet . . . ;->
Wife: suno G, Doctor ne Mujhe Ek Mahinee Aaram K Liye Kisi Beautiful Foreing Country Jaane Ka Kha Hai . . . Hum Kahan Jayenge . . . ? ? ?

Husband: Kisi Doosre Doctor k Paas. . . ;->
Quaid-e-Azam fote ho gay hain
Liaquat Ali bi shaheed ho gay hain
Alama Iqbal bi nahi rahe
mari tabihat bi kharab rehti hai
pata nahi Pakistan ka kia bane ga.
american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us kai leg nahi thay hum ne ussay artifical leg laga diye ajj woh bacha atthele hai
russain bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us k haath nahi thay hum ne artifical haath lagwa diya ajj woh boxer hai
pakistani bola yeh tou kuch b nahi hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us ka sir nahi tha hum ne ussay army ki head pehna hii ajj woh hamara president hai
Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou. . .
Don''t Hesitate . . .
B''coz
Jhukta Wo Hi Hai Jis Main Jaan Hoti Hai
Aur Akar Hi Tou Murday Ki Pehchaan Hoti Hai . . . ;->
Boys Philosphy . . .

shaadi Aise Ghar Main Ho

Jahan sasur Maaldar Ho

Aur saas Beemaar Ho

Biwi Kaisi Bhi Chale Gi

Par saaliya''n d Chaar Ho . . . ;->
Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, smoke. . . . ! ! !


Girl: How sweet , so U R Madly In Love With Me. . . ? ? ?


Boy: shut Up ! U Made My Pocket Empty. . . . ;->
I saw A Dream Last Night That All Angels Had Died. . . .

Plz Give Me A Message . . .

That U''re still In The World . . . :->
Jab Tum Hum se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .








Jab Tum Hum se Rooth Jao Ge . . .









Jab Tum Humai''n Bhool Jao Ge . . .






Tabb






Aisa









Thappar Pare Ga Na K sab Yaad Aa Jaye Ga . . . ;->
You Are

"ABCDEFGHIJKL"




A - Adoreable
B - Briiliant



C - Cute
D - Dashing




E - Exciting
F - Fantastic




G - Great
H - Humorous



I - Intelligent




J K L - Joke Kesa Laga . . .
"MY Principle"

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....

But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!
Gaalib ne apni mashooka ko date par bulaya, Wo late aayi to ye sher sunaya ''Falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai, Dusri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai''