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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
A cigrete shortns ur life

by 2 mins.

A beer by 4 mins,

But A lecture shortns ur life

by 1 hr!

so dont atend lectures.

Celebrating "BUNK AWARENEss"
If ever I was rude to u

if ever I was angry with u

if ever I misbehaved with u,

then dont hesitate.

JUsT sLAP URsELF.

galti tumhari hi hogi. :-)
Children, on average, laugh about 400 times a day. Adults only about 15 times. scientists who study humor want to know why 385 laughs disappear?
Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUsHARAF" ka naam likh de.
Don"t keep me in your
" EYEs "

I may fall as
" Tears "


Don"t
keep me in your
" HEART "

U may miss ur
HEART BEATs
by missing me!




Keep me in your
" MIND "

Because







Wo Tou "EMPTY" hai na . . . ;->
Thora sa Apna Muun Mobile screen K samne Karo





Thora Aur





Thora sa Aur






Abay sunta Nahi Hai


Kaha Na Thora sa Aur






Thora Left se Aur

Bus Bus Theekh Hai





AAAAAKH THOOOOOO. . . ;->
Reaction of Girl When she Lost Dere Purse!


POOR GIRL: Oh ! I''ve Lost Money . . .



RICH GIRL: Oh ! I''ve lost Credit Cards . . . .




BEAUTIFUL GIRL: Oh !! Us Me RoCk3r Ki Photo Thee. . . . ;->
High Class Beizzati

If u hav 1 father, call me.

If u hav 2 fathers, sms me.

If u hav 3 fathers, mis call me.

If i m ur father, just ignore this message. . . :P
A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW

Boy said: Jaan . . Mene Tum se Ek baat Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!

Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .
Zindagi Main sab Kuch Mil sakta Hai

Paisa

Property

Gaari

Izzat

Lekin






Tootay Huey Daant Dobara Nahi Miltay. . .





samajhdar Ho, Umeed Hai Ab sms Karoge. . . ;->
10 things i like about you :-

1 . You are a nice person with a wonderful heart

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Bas mein ek din mein ek he jhoot bolta hoon . . . ;->