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1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

n

said ''Hi Jack''

Everybody put thr hands up.

Thn suddenly Another guy

from other side got up n said



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''Hi John''. . . ;->
Apki ki ANKHEN .....Hirran jesi...

Apki ki AWAZ.....Koyal jesi....

Apki ki CHAAL....Mor jesi...


ACCHA HOTA AGAR KOI AADAT INsAANO WALI HOTI. . . ;->
Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De

Tu Khwab K Pyase ko Tabeer Ka Darya De

Is Bar Barabar Me Aaye Aisi Parosan

Jo Dil Ko Garma De Aur Ruuh Ko Tarpa De . . . ;->
Apne Husan Par Itna Guroor Na Kr,

sab 2 Din Ki Masti Hai. . .

Tera Husan Bhi Tab Tak Hai


Jab Tak FAIR N LOVELY sasti Hai. . . ;->
Jis Terha Tu Hotel Main Bartan Manjhta Hai

Puuri Puuri Raat sirf Mis Call Marta Hai

suna Hy Jab Tera Balance Khatam Ho jata Hai

Tou Balance K Liye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hai . . . ;->
Ek Adbi shair Mulahiza Famaiye Ga

Arz Kia Hai


Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .


Zara Gaur Farmayega

Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .





Paapi Paapi, Paapi Choolo . . . ;->
Umeedo''n kI shama Dil Me Mat Jalana

Is Jahan se Alag Dunya Mat Basana

Aaj Mood Hai Tou sMs Ker Raha Hoon

Roz Roz Intizar Main Palkian Mat Biochana . . . ;->
Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.
The secret Of staying Young





Is To







Live Honestly. . .





Eat slowly. . .



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Lie About Your Age. . . ;->
If 007 Is JAMEs BOND. . . . . . .









Then What Is 111. . . . ? ? ?









Think. . . . . .








Binary Version Of JAMEs BOND. . . . ;->
Once Rani Mukerji Was Given Punishment To Eat 1000 Chewingums. . . . she Was scared Bt Then suddenly saif Ali Khan said sumThing In Her Ears & she started Eating. . . What Did He say. . ?

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saif said "Chak De Chak De, Chak De sare GUM, Chak De Chak De Chak De, Tere sung Hyn Hum!". . . ;->
Who''s The Only Playe Who Knows Each & Every Religious song. . . ? ?

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HAR - BHAJAN - sING
(HarBhajan singh) . . . ;->