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True Quote. . .

True Quote. . .

A Man Is Lucky If He Is The First LOVE Of A Woman. . .

&

A Woman Is Lucky If she Is The Last Love Of A Man. . .

strange But True. . . ;->

Jis Terha ek Machhar Maarne Se App

Jis Terha ek Machhar
Maarne se App
sHIKARI
NahI Ban Jaoge

Theek Ussi Terha
2-3 sms Kerne se
Aap BHIKARI
Nahi Ban jaoge... :P

Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo

Bikhari : shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Chai Peeni Hai

sahab : Lekin Chai Tou 5 Rs Ki Aati Hai . . . ???

Bhikari: (sharmate Huey)

sahab Girl Fend Bhi saath Hai Na . . . ;->

Ek Pyari Si Surat Ek Masoom Sa Cehra

Ek Pyari si surat

Ek Masoom sa Cehra

Jheel C Aankhain

Kuch Meethi Baatain

Ek Nazu Ada

Kuch Masti Kuch Maza

sab se Alag sab se Juda

Thnx Mere Baare Me Ye sab Kuch Parha . . . ;->

Bejaan phool ko khushbu

Bejaan phool ko khushbu dena koi aapse seekhe
Roothe howe ko hasana koi aapse seekhe
Dost banana to har koi janta hai
Dost ko choona lagana koi aapse seekhe... ;->

Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..

Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..

Rishap ne Parena ka dil tor dia..

Daramo ne ye kesa mor lia..
Phir b hum ne star Plus ko zor dia.... ;->

Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..

Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..
He stopped the car and told the driver to find the owner so he can give compensation..
The driver got down to look for the owner..
When he came back he had alot of rose garlands around his neck..
Musharaf was surprised n inquired about it..
Driver replied "i only said i am Musharafs driver, kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai.. Whoever heard this, embraced me and put a rose garland around my neck". ;->

This is "Top Secret"

This is "Top secret"
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And
This is Bottom secret ;->

I Looked

I

Looked

4

U

Up

Down

Left

Right

Here

There

Everywhere

just

2

sprAy

MORTEIN.... ;->

is indian servant 2

How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english..

Think..

say this fast in American accent.

"There was a cold day!" ;->

A SmiLe Costs Less Than

A
smiLe
Costs
Less
Than

Electricity,

But

Gives
More
Light.

so

ALways
smiLe

and

Prove

that

U
r
the
Best

"Tube Light" ;->

ek adbi sher arz kia hai:

ek adbi sher arz kia hai:

meray kunwaiN se paani koi na bharay ~*~

sawaari apnay saaman ki khud hifazat keray

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