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Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man..

Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man..

Man:"U idiot, U gave me a woman''s Ear"

Doc: It makes no Difference..

MAN: "It does, Now I hear everything but understand nothing" ;->

DiL Ne KahA ChALo SMS KarAin,

DiL Ne KahA
ChALo sMs KarAin,

sochA!!
" Dil To PagAL Hy "

Phir KhAyAL AayA
ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi,

JiskO KarnA Hy..

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Woh B To
PAGAL He Hy.. ;->

Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina

Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina

Apne Aba ki kamaiz hawa mein na ura deina

Jo paisay ghr say sabzì lanay k liye miltay hain

Un ka easy load na krwa Lena... ;->

TRUE LOVE SONG:

TRUE LOVE sONG:

Bazigar 0 bazigar,
Teri mummy ko razi kr,
Tu ne dil mera tora,
Mene ELFI se jorha,
Mere ELFI ke pesey wapas kar
Bazigar O bazigar... ;->

Winter is going 2 start...

Winter is going 2 start...
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..

Go to hell..

suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
sardiyan mast guzren gi..

Mamon... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rs

Ek bacha dorta howa

Ek bacha dorta howa ghar aya aur maa se kaha: hamare parosi kis kadar garib hai un k bache ne ek rupe ka sika nigal liya hai aur wo sub ro rahe hai... ;->

Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge

Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n sitaare Honge

Aap Ki Aankhon Main Haseen Nazare Hohge

Qayamat K Din Jab Aap Ka Mobile Check Kia Jaye Ga

Tou sab se Ziada sms Humare Honge .... ;->

Arz Kia Hai

Arz Kia Hai

soch samajh K Na Ki Jis Ne shaadi
Us Ne Jeevan Bigar Liya

Aur

samajh K Ki Jisne shaadi
Us Ne Bhi Kia Ukhaar Lia .... ;->

New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Element

New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Elements :

Element Name : WOMAN

symbol : WO

Atomic Weight : DON''T EVEN DARE TO AsK .

Physical Properties : GENERALLY BOILs AT ANY THING & MAY FREEZ ANY TIME METLs WHENEVER TREATED PROPERLY

CHEMICAL PROPERTIEs : VERY REACTIVE , HIGHLY UNsTABLE . Possesses strong Affinity For Gold , silver , Platinum , Diamond & Precious stones.

Volatile When Alone

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........

Ye tareeqa hai mujhe sMs NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.

How 2 catch squirrels?

How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTs!!

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