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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About Yourself Is By Making someOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->

Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.

Put Your Hand On A Hot stove For A Minute, It seems Like An Hour.

But

sit With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It seems Like A Minute.

THAT''s RELATIVITY . . . ;-

SEX!!!

sEX!!!

Now that i have caught your attention,
I Just Want To Teel U That
Dont drink and Drive, you might spill it ... ;->

Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man

Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-

Women have a passion for mathematics.

Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->

Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life

Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life

Her side

and

Offcourse the Right side.... ;->

Easy Ways to Die :

Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar Daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Alcohal Daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love someone Truly - You will die daily .... ;->

Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Dad to son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

son: “I start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It satisfies U?”

son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->

Engineer: a person

Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->

tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..

tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya…
tumahri saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya ….!

hahahahahaahah……..

Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.

Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.
Raghu: Oh! I know her.
Raju: How?
Raghu: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Raju: What d Hell?
Raghu: 10yrs ago, In d History Class... ;->

Headlines of 2025

Headlines of 2025

HEADLINEs DATED 1sT JAN 2025:

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - sachin Tendulkar.
4. salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->

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