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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About Yourself Is By Making someOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
Put Your Hand On A Hot stove For A Minute, It seems Like An Hour.

But

sit With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It seems Like A Minute.

THAT''s RELATIVITY . . . ;-
sEX!!!
























Now that i have caught your attention,
I Just Want To Teel U That
Dont drink and Drive, you might spill it ... ;->
Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man


A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-
Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->
Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life



Her side





and




Offcourse the Right side.... ;->
Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar Daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Alcohal Daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love someone Truly - You will die daily .... ;->
Dad to son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

son: “I start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It satisfies U?”

son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya…
tumahri saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya ….!

hahahahahaahah……..
Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.
Raghu: Oh! I know her.
Raju: How?
Raghu: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Raju: What d Hell?
Raghu: 10yrs ago, In d History Class... ;->
Headlines of 2025

HEADLINEs DATED 1sT JAN 2025:

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - sachin Tendulkar.
4. salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->