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boy: suniye
girl: kahiye
boy: aapko ek KAAM dena tha
girl: hein! KAAM! konsa KAAM?
boy:ZUKAAM

men think they are LEFT behind...
and women think they are always RIGHT to leave men behind?

student k dard ko university kya jane

College k rivajon ko parents kya jane

Hoti hai kitni takleef paper likhne me,

Wo kambakht paper check karne wala kya jane??

Kash koi "exam result"

Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta
to har exam sa pehle premium bharwa deta.
Pass hota to thik
warna insurance claim karwa leta

Begum ney Chand raat ku ham sey kaha key lao

Begum ney Chand raat ku ham sey kaha key lao
jesa hey ye dupatta os hi sath ka print
bazaar kiya gae key printon main khu gae
chehrey pe le ke aagae aik hath ka print :-D

aik larki hai jo kaali hai fitrat ki bari niraali hai

aik larki hai jo kaali hai
fitrat ki bari niraali hai
aankhoon main hai kuch kuch kashish
aur khana -e- dimaagh khaali hai

Chand per ap ka naam

Chand per ap ka naam likney ko jee chahta hay
Laykin pehli baat tu yeh hay k mera hath nahi jata hay
Aur dosri baat yeh k yeh khayal mughey sirf doophar main he aata hay

KBC ME SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.

KBC ME sHARUKH NE MUJH sE PUCHA.
WORLD KA sABsE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
MENE 1 CRORE Rs. THUKRA DIYE,
LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA

Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?

Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?

simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHIsHEK" ho jayega!!!

Tusi sadi jaan ho

Tusi sadi jaan ho

Punjabi ho ya Pathan ho

Choclate ho ya Paan ho

Coke ho ya shezan ho

Angel ho ya shaitan ho

Tusi jo b ho...sachi tusi sadi jaan ho.../ ;-

Sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha:

sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha:

" sAWAN KO ANAY DO "

Peechay se Eik Truck ne aa kr Thok dia..Truck pr Likha tha..

" AAYA sAWAN JHOOM KAR " ;->

Life is short so follow some rules:

Life is short so follow some rules:

Forgive quickly

Believe slowly

Love truely

Laugh loudly

&

Never avoid anything that
Brings smile on ur Face!!!

so

Think of me Twice Daily... ;->

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