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2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.

1st : Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHsAN k sath

2nd : Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHsAN Mat Dalna
Muun se Buu Aati hy ;->
Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
so, start smoking... ;->
Mere Dost



Neek




Namazi



Muttake



Parhez gar




Bholay



sache



Achay



LOGO KAY sATH



KABE MAT BETHNA..



TUMHARE sOHBAT MAi WO Bhi KHARAB HOJAYE GE.. ;->
MOTOROLA K Add Mai ADNAN sAMI K Liye Kya Message Hai..?



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HELLO MOTO... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rs
poonam ki rat mein chand badal jate hai,
waqt ke sath insan badal jate hai,
sochte hai ki aapko tang na kare,
par sochte-sochte plan badal jate hai.
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," sAID her FATHER, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the GIRL... ;->

:''~'': K33P sMiLiNG :''~'':

<''"> K?r?chi RoCk3rs <"''>
Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating spinach?

studnt: Eat spinach & U''ll GrowUp Big & strong Lyk POPEYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLIVE ;->
One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .

Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r sAD

After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->
\==== A CrAzY ThOuGhT ====/


I HaVe g0t ThE KeYs To suCcEss . . .
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BuT soMeBoDy KeEps On ChAnGiNg The LoCks . . . . ;->
Height Of Cowardice:
2 Persons Fighting Through sms

Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No sms For A Weak

Height Of TimePass:
A Person snding sms To Himself

Height Of Achievement:
A Person snding sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply

Height Of Expectation:
snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.

Height Of Having No Work:
U r Reading such Long sms . . . ;->
Three dreams of a man:

To b as handsome as his mother thinks..

To b as rich as his child believes..

To have as many women as his wife suspects... ;->