Lady: Is this my train?
station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..!
station Master: No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy... ;->
A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEsT. A
person who sURRENDERs when not sURE, is WIsE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUsBAND..!