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LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay

LALU PRAsAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.

LALU said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;->

Lady: Is this my train?

Lady: Is this my train?
station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..!
station Master: No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy... ;->

Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes

Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes
Reason Is U r sad

Ven U smile
Reason Is U r Happy

But Ven start Laughing While Crying

No Need 2 Tell D Reason

sab Pagal He Kahenge ;->

You can do so much in 10 minutes time.

You can do so much in 10 minutes time. . .

Ten minutes, once gone, are gone for good. . .

Divide your life into 10-minute units

&

sacrifice as few of them as possible in meaningless activity." ;->

One GOOD way to

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are sAD

After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->

Teacher: Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

Teacher:
sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo sach Hai

Lekin

Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->

Three ants find an elephant asleep.

Three ants find an elephant asleep.

One says,”We’ll kill him!”

Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”

3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” ;-

Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???

Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating sPINACH . . . ???

student: Eat sPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & strong Like POPYE

But

U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->

AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . .

AMORPHIOUs LAW OF sTUDY . . . :

study = Don''t Fail

Don''t study = Fail

Add These Equations . . .

study + Don''t study = Fail + Don''t Fail

Take Common

study(1 + Don''t) = Fail (1 + Don''t)

Hence V Get

study = Fail . . . ;->

Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua?

Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua?

Doc 4baar aisa hua.. sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai.. ;->

A Gud Frend Is One Who

A Gud Frend Is One Who Tell U To study Well. . .

But

A Best Friend Is 1 Who stands Outside The
Examination Room & shouts

"Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Aur Pharray Phainko''n " . . . ;->

A person who surrenders

A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEsT. A
person who sURRENDERs when not sURE, is WIsE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUsBAND..!

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