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LALU PRAsAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.

LALU said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;->
Lady: Is this my train?
station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..!
station Master: No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy... ;->
Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes
Reason Is U r sad

Ven U smile
Reason Is U r Happy

But Ven start Laughing While Crying




No Need 2 Tell D Reason




sab Pagal He Kahenge ;->
You can do so much in 10 minutes time. . .

Ten minutes, once gone, are gone for good. . .

Divide your life into 10-minute units



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sacrifice as few of them as possible in meaningless activity." ;->
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are sAD

After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->
Teacher:
sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?


student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo sach Hai

Lekin

Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->
Three ants find an elephant asleep.

One says,”We’ll kill him!”

Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”

3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” ;-
Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating sPINACH . . . ???


student: Eat sPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & strong Like POPYE

But

U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->
AMORPHIOUs LAW OF sTUDY . . . :

study = Don''t Fail

Don''t study = Fail

Add These Equations . . .

study + Don''t study = Fail + Don''t Fail

Take Common

study(1 + Don''t) = Fail (1 + Don''t)

Hence V Get

study = Fail . . . ;->
Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua?

Doc 4baar aisa hua.. sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai.. ;->
A Gud Frend Is One Who Tell U To study Well. . .

But

A Best Friend Is 1 Who stands Outside The
Examination Room & shouts

"Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Aur Pharray Phainko''n " . . . ;->
A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEsT. A
person who sURRENDERs when not sURE, is WIsE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUsBAND..!