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What Is The Difference Between A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle And A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle. . . ???













Need Nt To Think Hard











It’s simple Yaar

A TYRE . . . ;->
What Is The Difference Between A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle And A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle. . . ???













Need Nt To Think Hard











It’s simple Yaar

A TYRE . . . ;->
It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
What Is POLITICs For . . . ???
























A student Answered It . . .
POLITICs is a Combination of
POLI = Many
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TICs = Bloodsuckers. . .
Baqi Aap Khud samajhdar Ho . . . ;->
A Truth

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change and she does. . . ;->
How To Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutely Charming
smart
Gud Looking
Cute
Funny
Truth Full
& Xtremely Intelligent Kid . . . ????





















Feel Free
2 Ask
My Parents . . . ;->
Hello
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What Are You Doing ??
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Thinking About Me
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How sweet . . . !!!
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I''m Also Doing The same
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Thinking About Me . . . ;->
Ek scientific shair Mulahiza Kijiye




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy



Wah Kia Baat Hai




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy





Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->
Ek scientific shair Mulahiza Kijiye




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy



Wah Kia Baat Hai




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy





Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->
Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho

Nazrain choraty ho DIL beqrar Kartay ho

Lakh Chupalo dunya se MUJHE sab pata hai

tum roz mere sMs ka intazaar krte ho . . . ;->
Kash Tum Meri BAKRI Hote,

May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur

Pyar se Tumhare seengh

Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya Main ?

Or Tum Pyar se Bolti,

Main Main. . . ;->
A Memon On Death Bed..

My Wife Where r U ?

Wife : Yes I''m Here

Memon :My Children r U All Here ?

Yes Papa ...

Tou KuTTon Phir Ye Barabar Wale Room Ka Pankha Q Chal Rha Hy ... ??
It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..












Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.