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Laziness is our biggest

Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?

Have u heard about

Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

Two men r talking.

Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!

Every Man needs a

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

It''s The Thing That

It''s The Thing That
satisfies Ur Mind, Body & soul ....... !
Do It On Bed, On A sofa
In The Bathroom Or
Any Where

It''s PRAYER

God BLess Ur Naughty Mind..... ;->

Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga

Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga

Tou Libaas Apna Phaar Dia

Garebaan Apna Chaak Kia

Aur Zakhm e Lipat Gaya

Yahi Tou Kaam Hai Merq

sunny Plast Naam Hai Mere.......... ;->

Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,

Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to Astagfirullah kahna!
Kafi der baad 1 ne Astagfirullah Kaha
Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???

Pesh hai... For the first time

Pesh hai... For the first time
In your Mobile
Nahati hui Larki.

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Aaj thhand hai, Kal nahaegi!

Roses are Laal

Roses are Laal
sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.

Bura maan Liya
Okay.

Roses are red
Water is Cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool

Lo thora aur bura maan lo!

Qualities That A Friend Must Hav

Qualities That A Friend Must Have

Cute As Elephant

smart As sarda

Active As Turtle

Fit As Hippo

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Mature As Monkey

No Doubt U R a Great Friend.... :->

Lady 2 Another:

Lady 2 Another:
Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat se shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???

2nd Lady:Us Ki shadi Zabardasti Ussi Aurat se Kara Deni Chahiye..... ;->

A Solid Reason For Having

A solid Reason For Having
Two Girl Friends
At Once Time . . .

"Monopoly Is Always Damaging

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Competition Improves services... " ....

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