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Kyo Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo

Har Naye Din Hamara Dil Dukhatay Hoo

Yeh Baat sun Kar Hamari Roh Kamnp Gai

Tum Bartan Dhonay Wale saboon se Nahatay Ho
1-5 YEARs GIRLs LOVE "MOM"

6-14 YEARs GIRLs LOVE "DAD"

15-21 YEARs LOVE "ME"

22-50 YEARs LOVE "HUsBAND"

51-100 YEARs LOVE
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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p
"An ErOtIc TrUtH"



In OuR

LyF

ThInGs ArE To UsE....

&

PeOpLe ArE To LoVe


BuT Most Of Us


OfTeN


UsE ThE PeOpLe

&

LoVe ThE ThInGs......
To Live a Life....
V Need
Brains, Reflexes, Luck, Iq, Lnowledge
Expressions, Perceptions,
&
Mental Qualification....



Hats off to U, For Managing Without
them..!!!! ;->
A sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hors Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->
Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???


Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha se Neend Nahi Aati...



Kia Raat Ko sote Main
Jaag Jate Hain



Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja se
Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???


Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi



Kion K Hum Laaye Hain
sirf Aap K Liye.....






PAMPERs Twin Pack
Ab sirf 169 Rs/- Main


Chain se sona Khoob Barhna... ;->
You don''t love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her
A sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hours Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->
Find the most suitable place 4 this note..




''''Come Like Horse, sit Like Thief, Go Like King''''







Nhi pata?







Ok i tell u




its..



TOILET... ;->
Teri Or Pervaiz Mushrad Ki Ek Adat same Hai


Janta Hai Kiya ??

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Woh Bhi Kamina Hai Or Tu Bhi
AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre

yaha se less waha se less,

kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless

or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-

"Oh How Mannerless" !!
A 4 saib

B 4 KasHti

C 4 BillI

D 4 Kutta

E 4 Hathi

F 4 Phankha

Ye sms Har Unparh Aur Gawar K Mobile Tak Pohanchaiyen
Jaisa K Maine Kia Hai
Aur
Taleem Ko Aam Karain

Humara Khuwab
Parha Likha Pakistan..... ;->