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isko
Raat
Me
Prhna

Oh
Ho
Abhi
Nhi

Ary
Phr
Parh
Rhe
Ho

Ye
Cheating
He

Chalo
Agar
itni
Hi
Jaldi
He
To
Parh
Lo

I''m
da BEsT... ;->
A paindo man was died..
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GOD say him!

Main teno janat dey saaa..

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Paindo bola,
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Na jee Na
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Main Te HONDA He Lay saaa... ;->
Today is "RECHARGE DAY".

so, If U Luv sum1 truly,

Then Recharge my Mobile

with Atleast Rs.500

& U will get Married to ur Love...!!

It''s True...!!

Jaldi karna!!!
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

so, Which Platform are you Working on ???
HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i''m going to marry ur sister!"
Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

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Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing students.................. ;->
Definition of "WIFE"..............

"someone Who''|| stand by U Through All The
Troubles
Which U Wouldn''t Have Had If U Had stayed single.........." ;->
suno

Aaj

Aftar Me



Khajoor Bhi Thay



samose Bhi Thay


Chanay Bhi Thay



Kele Bhi Thay



saib Bhi Thay



Angoor Bhi Thay


sharbat Bhi Tha



Bas Ek Teri Kami Thi

Pakoray.....
Na Barish



Na Toofan




Na Bomb Blast




Na strike




Na Jalse Juloos




Na Muzahiray

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Pata Nahi Karachi Ko Kis Ki Nazar Lag Gayi Hai..... ;->
May God give u

Tata ka status

Vajpayee ka dhiraj

Laaden ki himmat

Bill Gates ki income

Bush ki taqat

baaki...

sardar ka dimag to hai hee.
God has Four gifts for u:

A Key for every Problem,

a Light for every shadow,

a Plan for every Tomorrow

& a Joy for every sorrow.

Enjoy GOD''s gift.
A solid Reason for having two girlfriend at one time:

Monopoly is alwayz Damaging

&

Competition improves services and
Increses Performance!