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What is short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
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Twinkle twinkle little sTAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
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Latest poem in sCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little sTAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
so drink a beer with chicken FRY
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