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Ans:
Aftab sher Pao........ ;->
Aankhon he Aankon ne,


Aankhon he Ankhon se,


Aankhon he Ankhon main,



Kaha..








"Aiiiii - Taaaa..!" :-D
Phool Gir JATe hAin
JAb AAP AATe ho
Phool Gir JATe hAin
JAb AAP JATe ho

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AnDhe ho..!

zArA DheyAn se chAlA kAro GAMlon se Q TAkrATe ho.. :->
DoNo EyEs pE,

DoNo CheEks pE,


D0 bAr Lips pE,

Ek bAr nECk pE,

D0 bAr nECk sE zArA NeEChE,


soNe sE pEhLe,



MospaiL zAr00r LagANA... ;->
ChAk k m0biLe jAd0 MaiN gADdi tE sAwAr hUndA,

T-shirt pA jAd0 tyAr hUndA,

VeKhdE nE Loki chAdke chUbArE,

KehNdE kAsh eH sAAdi kUrRi dA yAr hUndA.... ;->
suno

Aaj

Aftar me

samose b thay

Cholay b thay


Kele b thay

seb b thay

Angoor b thay

Chaat b thi

sharbat b tha


Bas 1Teri kAmi Thi


PAkoRe.. :->
shoHar shadi k bad apni biwi se bola...

''Aj se tum he meri zindagi ho,
pyar ho,
tamanna ho..!

Biwi- Mere liye b aj se aap he saiF ho sHaHrUkh ho AuR saLmaN ho... ;->
Pathan BhaI sE kisi nE RoZa KhölnE Ki Dua pOch li tou unhönÉ kuCh is tarha sunayi



"Allah Huma inni laKa sumto Adha tmKo Aur Adha hmKo"..... ;->
President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P
Police
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Ptcl
17



Love
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Fraud
420



Murder
302



Muslim
786



Cigeratte
555



Beer
5000



Jazz
111


J.Bond
007




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