After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
A man in UsA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: UsA CITIZEN sAVEs LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not UsA citizen.
so report changd: FOREIGN HERO sAVEs LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day"s headlines: TERRORIsT ATTACKs LOCAL DOG !!