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Pyarey Bhaiyya!!



27 October ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MsG kr Rahi hoon.


Aap ki Behen

KATRINA KAIF......... ;->
Wonderful couples in this world


Heart & beats



Night & moon



Roses & love



Fish & water




My sms & ur smile
I Have A DouBt


Why Ppl Use shut Up
for Human Beings


And


shut Down For
Computers...


While Prpose Of Both Is same.....!!!!!! ;->
Na
Waqt
se

Na
Aarzo
se

Na
Udasion
se


sirf
Aur
sirf
Mohabbat
se

Khuloos
se

Pyar
se

Bare
Ehtram
se

Poray
Dil
se


"LANAT HAI AAP PER"........
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho
Jitna...


U||o Ko Raat...


Dentist Ko Daant...



Gadhe Ko Laat...


Ghareeb Ko Gaddi...


Kuttay Ko Haddi


Aur


Aur



Nange Ko Chadii........... ;->
Q: Lambi Umar K Liye Kia Kerna Chahiye ........ ????














Ans: sHADI......

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Us se Kia Zindagi
Lambi Ho Jati Hai.....???
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Nahi, Magar Zindagi
Lambi Lagne Lagti Hai ..... ;->
You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
A man in UsA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: UsA CITIZEN sAVEs LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not UsA citizen.
so report changd: FOREIGN HERO sAVEs LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day"s headlines: TERRORIsT ATTACKs LOCAL DOG !!
Top 3 Universities Rule :

1: Be Quite In The Class Coz Others Are sleeping
2: Don''t Forget To Carry Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean , so Be Absent
Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!