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U are CORROLA Of My Life . . .

CULTUs Of My Dreams . . .

CITY Of My Eyez . . .

sANTRO Of My Thought . . .

CIVIC Of My Job . . .

MERCEDEZ Of My Love . . .

In short

"U are Traffic Jam Of My Hert" . . . :->
sardi Ka Zaman Hai . . .
Mausam bhi suhana Hai . . .
Ek Dou sms Tou Ker De Ae DOsT
Kia Balance 2008 Tak Chalana Hai . . . ;->
5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER" ...
Dis ones awesome!

How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day
"FRIENDs sTAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMEs"
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U''ll find al frns behind u!
Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM -sITA ki jodi lagti hai

Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:
Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai,
Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!
Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban K Gulab,

Hogi sachi Dosti Tou AyeGa Jawab

Agar Na Aaye Jawab Tou Mat Hona Udaas

samaj Jana K Balance Nahi Hai Ghareeb K Bache K Paas. . .
Tusi door gae intzar kita.
tusi kol ae pyar kita.
tusi rus gae razi kita.
tusi yad ae miss kita.
ik gal daso.
sub kuj me kita .
tusi ka kita.
Man saw snake on bed of his Mom-in-law.
Man 2 snake : Meri saas ko dans le.
snake : Kya dansle ? Mai usse hi to apna zehar recharge karvata hun.
Amemon sent Rs.1000000 unsigned cheque to PM''s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote...
"Cheque is unsigned b''coz, I do not want any Publicity"
U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,
Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte.
Ye DOsTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
hum kisiko number bhi dia nahi karte.
YE Dunya Bari Zalim Hai

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Rehne do tumhare Button Press Kerne se Nahi Badle Gi . . . ;->