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Every sec GOD
Remembers U


Every Min GOD
Blesses U


Every Hour GOD
Cares 4 U


B''coz Every I Pray To HIM







Ya ALLAH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai
Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->
1 Chooozay Ne sherni ko Propose KIa

sherni Boli : Aby Chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, size Aur shakal Dekhi Hai ?

Chooza Bola: Madam In sab Ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->
O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
sara Kuch Theek Hy
Bas sMs Nahi Kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->
KOi Cheez Bewafai se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Gham-e-Imtihaan Judaai se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Kisi Ko Deni Ho Agr Jawani Main saza

Tou Parhai se Bah Ker saza Kia Hogi . . . ;)
Latest Bathroom songs . . .

Loose Motion
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk

Qubz Main
1 Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja

Gas Trouble
Hawa Hawa Ae Haa Khushboo Luta De . . . ;-
Latest Bathroom songs . . .

Loose Motion
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk

Qubz Main
1 Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja

Gas Trouble
Hawa Hawa Ae Haa Khushboo Luta De . . . ;-
Arz Kia Hai

Tm Dost Ho Mere sada K LIye

Main Zinda Hoon Teri Wafa K LIye

Ker Lena Lakhon shikwe Humse Magar

Kabhi Topiyan Na Dena Khuda K Liye ;->
ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONEs

Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
start Fighting. . . . ;->
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .


Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom sakta Hoon . . . ?


Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .


Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom sakta Hoon . . . ?


Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?

Writer: 6 months

Doctor: 2 months

Lawyer: 1 month

Prof: 1 week

student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?