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Papu k abu ka printing press hai.

pehly jub bijli hova kerti thi to papu ko pora din press pay kam

kerna perta tha mager jub say ap ki hokamat ai hai tab say na bijli

hoti hai na mujhy kaam kerna perta hai..

Pora din moj masti main guzerta hai..

Ferq to paraa hai . . !

Jeo Musharaf . . . ;->
Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead.!

should Be Buried or Cremated.?

Man: Don''t Take Any Chances.

Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.. ;->
eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

answer is no wherewhich makes u

pull ur hairthe grades r not

fairbut just like da past 14

years

we don''t care ;->
Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...!
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GULsHAN PARK..!
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NATIONAL ZOO..!
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PARADIsE HOTEL..!
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sEA PICNIC POINT...!
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Thanks yaar ..
tumhare sath ghoomnay ka boht maza aya..
Next time kahin aur chlain ge....
shuru

ALLAH ke naam se

JO bara rehm wala ha




main pana mangta hun us shetan se

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mera sms perh raha ha
Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...
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HAAN...!
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Aye sar Zameen e Pakistan Hamian Tumse Piyaar Hai....
subha sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur saari Raat Jagavay Hay,

karnay ko tu kar call tujhay
magar.......

customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)
The best day to propose a gal/guy




april 1st ............!





















if she/he agrees then its ur luck





















if she/he rejects.......fool..!
sister/brother..... fool april fool.........!!!!!
Whenever u feel lyk studying .......



just sit down.......





relax......




take a deep breath.....



n wait




just slap urself n say stupid wat is tis new habbit.
aami je tumhar
chin chhin chhin.

shudu je aamar
chhin chhin chhin.

4ward this line to 7 BHOOT & get luck b4 this amavasya.
Jai Monjulika mai!
Rule of boys: “Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..
1 Chutki Naswaar Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Mere Lal

Pathan K sar Ka Taj Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar

Har Mochi Ki Dukaan Per Aam Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar ;->