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Whats the name of the girl who is small and has a small heart ??



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'' Asha ''


---- dil hai chota sa... choti se asha...... ;->
A Man Has A Crow. . . Who Has Very soft & Tender Feathers...



What Does He Call It..?







Any Gueses







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He Calls It




''''My-Crow-soft..'''' ;->
sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine


Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap sunao ? ? ? ;->
sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine


Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap sunao ? ? ? ;->
Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-dasht(memory) chali jaati hai...
toh us ko ice-cream wale utha k le jate hain...
kyon???
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Ans- kyon ke woh kehta hai.. "main cone hoon.. main cone hoon.." ;->
Once james bond hired a rickshaw n went 2 a place..
Driver: 12.50rs.
but bond gives him only 10rs
Driver: y only 10rs?
Bond:"DHAI ANOTHER DAY"! ;->
Is A male or female????

















socho





socho


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Why?







Bcoz




A kya bolti tu...? ;->
Who is a diplomat????

A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day

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later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->
Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?




KArAchi UNiversiTy..!





PunJab UniversiTy..!





OXforD UniversiTy..!





No.. :P





Aeroplane... ;->
Whats the common thing between "kabhi alvida na kehna"
"jhoom brabar jhoom" and
"kuch kuch hota hai"???
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THEY ARE ALL MOVIEs.....!!! ;->
Last nite i had a dream.
I was walking with God.
He asked me, "Who''s ur best friend?"
I told him ur name.....

He smiled & said....

"sab Pichle Janam K PaaP Hai !!" ;->
When The Best Actors Are Choosen By Other Actors . . .
It''s Called ''''OsCARs''''

When The Best Actors Are Choosen By Peoples . . .
It''s Called ''''ELECTION'''' ;->