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Qeyamat ke din, farishton ne kaha ke sub apne apne gunah likhien, sub likh rahey they, Keh achanak aap ki aawaz aai......
EXTRA sHEET PLs..!
Aadmi bola ya Allah mujhy dard de, dukh de, tension de, mujhy barbad kar de, mery pichey bhoot laga de, ek farishta bola abey saley eak line mien bool ke biwi chahey...!
Tajj Mehal dekh kar bola shah Jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar Dada aashiq na hota....P
Choose 1 Option:

If U r..
muslim=make me a easyload of 100Rs

If U r..
christen=sms me

If u r..
hindu=miss call me

If u r..
sikh=no answer

Ab faisla kar Lo!
Aap
IdEal
moDel


aChey


sachey



piYarey



EemaNdaR



MukHLis



WaFadAr



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logon sey
door raha karo

Warna
woh bi "khraab" ho jaengey..
Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.

Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
Young son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, son :-|
Young son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, son :-|
Dear Customer,U have now subscribed Kanjusi Package
U can Enjoy saving of sMss.Ur subscription title Kanjus is valid untill ALLAH give u TAUFIQ to send sms ;->
sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.

Wife Opens d Door.

sharabi asks Who r u?

Wife:How dare U 4get Ur Wife?

He answer:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai.. ;->
Aaj Newspaper me parha k cute Logon ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai.!

To aj se BAND!!!









Kya sms?






Nahi jee!















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