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Benazir ko goli lgi,

Benazir ko goli lgi,
bkhtawar asfa rone lgi,
rote rote bhok lgi,
khale bilawal mom phli,
mom phli me dana nhi,
zrdari tmhara papa nhi
pnjab wale bche, musharf bhai sache, sache sche jayenge shekh rashid ki dulhan layenge,

conda leza kali, so nkhro wali,

ek nkhra tot gya bush ka mu toot gya.

QUAID e AZAM k 14

QUAID e AZAM k 14 points main se koi 3 apnay alfaaz main bayaan karain...???

1- aayenda aeen wafaaqi larkiyon ka hoga jismain larkiyon ka larkon ki taraf dekhna aam hoga...

2- tamam larkay aur larkiyon ko coaching k bahar kharray honay k pooray haqooq diye jaayengay..

3- tamam logon ko mere mazaar pe date maarnay ki khulli azaadi di jaayegi...

HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy

HeIgHt Of ProFessIoNaL JeAlOusy

A CoMmUnItY OwNeR bAnNeD AnOthEr CoMmUniTy OwNeR Coz He Was CoPyInG His stUfF Frm OtHer"z CoMm.
& saY
Do It By UrseLf
WhIle He Is DoInG ThE saMe FrM oThErZ

Height Of Patience

Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The same Time . . . .
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sitting on Beach Waiting for a TsUnami Wave To Clean Up Ur Ass . . . . ;->

Height Of Patience

Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The same Time . . . .
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sitting on Beach Waiting for a TsUnami Wave To Clean Up Ur Ass . . . . ;->

Height of AbsurdiTy.

Height of AbsurdiTy. . .

The Press: What are the Mineral Resources in your state?
Governor: We have Fanta, Coke, Pepsi and sprite, That''s all... ;->

What iS www.ORKUT.com ?

What is www.ORKUT.com ?

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iT''s Orkut''s son . . .

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ChecK Out Da Top Left Corner oF Da screen...

ORKUT BETA . . . ;->

What iS www.ORKUT.com ?

What is www.ORKUT.com ?

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iT''s Orkut''s son . . .

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How ?

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ChecK Out Da Top Left Corner oF Da screen...

ORKUT BETA . . . ;->

Arz Kia Hai . . .

Arz Kia Hai . . .

Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER

Wah Wah . . .

Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER

PHILIPs LET''s MAKE THINGs BETTER . . . ;->

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.

Ek research se pata

Ek research se pata chala hai chimpanji bhi sMs pad sakte hain,
Ye sMs apko final testing ke liye bheja ja raha hai..
Apna certificate zoo se collect kare!!!.

Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen

Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen

Kyun ke
Kal TV pe AsIF ZARDARI keh rahy thy ke
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kehar ghra se BHUTTO nikle ga

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