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''''Mafi nama''''

''''Mafi nama''''
Agar
Mere
sms
say
Aap
Pareshan ya
Ghusa hon
To
Bila jhijhak
Apne
Mobile
Ko
khench
k
diwar
main
mar
den!
Na rahega
Phone!
Na bajegi
Msg tone..!(_)

If ever I was rude to u,

If ever I was rude to u,

If ever I was angry with u,

If ever I misbehaved with u,

than dont hesitate
JUsT sLAP URsELF!
galti app ke he hogi.!!

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!

Larke Ne Larki Se

Larke Ne Larki se Poocha : Kia Tum Pakeeza Mohabbat Par Yaqeen Rakhti Ho ?

Larki Ne Jawab Dia : Haan. . . shru Main Tou Isi Trha Kerni Parti Hai ;->

Larki Pehli Baar Larke

Larki Pehli Baar Larke k saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli

Wo Ek sunsaan Road se Guzarne Lage Tou
LAki Ne Poocha :
â€˜â€™Kia Tum sirf Ek Haath se Drive Ker sakte Ho ?â€™â€™

Larka Khushi se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak saaf Kerlo

Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Kal Kare so Aaj Ker

Aaj Kar so Ab. . . .

Kal Kare so Aaj Ker

Aaj Kar so Ab. . . .

Abay Kerta Hii Rahega Tou Dhoyega Kab ? ;->

Saare Gawahon

saare Gawahon Aur Bayano K Mad-e-Nazar Rakhte Huey Ye Adalat Penal Code Dafa
382 K tehet
Msg Parhne Wale Ko Msg Na Kerne K Jurm Main
''''MEMON'''' Karrar Deti Hai

Dear Custumor U Have

Dear Custumor U Have Now subscribe ''''Kanjusi Package''''
U Can Enjoy saving Ur smsâ€™s
Ur subscrition Title''''Kanjus'''' Is Valid Untill
Allah Give Taufeeq To send sms . . . ;->

Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Hom

sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Home

Wife Opens The Door

sharabi Asks : Who Are U

Wife : How Dare U 4get Ur Wife

sharabi : sharab Har Gham Bhula Deti Hai ;->

Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?

Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?

Dont Know

Ok

I Tell U . . .

Just Fold It And Put It In Your Pocket . . . ;->

WHEN

WHEN

YOU

CANT

sEE

THE

BRIGHT

sIDE

OF

THINGs...

THAN

POLIsH
THE DULL
sIDE
OF
IT
sO sIMPLE. . . ;->

Q: Agar 1 door per

Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g

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