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An interviewer to an engg student:"what is engg"

student:,#@! #@#$#

Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya

student:same is the situation here
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha sMs ayega tera,
Isliye DIsPRIN sang rakhta hun
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-- sacha Guitry --
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.
The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
"some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.
A man inserted an ''ad'' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KAsH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KAsH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n EssAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an EssAY...
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Arre badnaseeb hai woh ladki Yaaroon ,
Jiss ke nasib me hum nahi.