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Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe SuBha <Br/>Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ? <Br/> <Br/>Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat <Br/>Miss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ? <Br/>Larka : Mai Monitor Ho. <Br/>Sardar Bola: <Br/>Main CPU hoon... =P ;->
Santa ko police <Br/> <Br/>kyu Pakda?? <Br/> <Br/>Guess Why? <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>Q K santa ne <Br/>Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna <Br/>tha
Dr SahaB Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega <Br/> <Br/>Dr:5 lakh <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?
Santa- Y DO V <Br/>call our language <Br/>D Mother tongue? <Br/> <Br/>Banta: Bcoz D <Br/>father seldom <Br/>gets 2 speak
Sardar put his pencil in a <Br/> <Br/>Bottle of HORLICKS! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Why? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>He wants 2 make it <Br/>Taller <Br/>Stronger & <Br/>Sharper
Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye KhuB Chalega <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi <Br/> <Br/>Likhnewala PEN Chahiye
Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli: <Br/>I Am Sorry. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: <Br/>I Am Dilgeet Singh <Br/> <Br/>Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...=P;->
Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Santa:Pilot <Br/> <Br/>Teacher :Q <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
Santa:My wedding is going to happen <Br/> <Br/>Banta:Whats the proBlem now.? <Br/> <Br/>Santa:My wife did''nt know it...!
sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko Bewakoof Banaya! <Br/>Boy: Woh kese? <Br/>sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or numBer galat likhwa diya... ;->
Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector? <Br/> <Br/>Santa: Yes, I married her!