1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr BAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn
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<Br/>2nd sArdAr: 2
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<Br/>1st sArdAr: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn
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<Br/>2nd sArdAr: wo kEsE
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<Br/>1st sArdAr: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)
Teacher: What Is The Difference
<Br/>Between Landline & MoBile?
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<Br/>Sardar: Landline Par NumBer
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<Br/>Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han
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<Br/>Aur MoBile Par Anguthe Se... ;->
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
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<Br/>Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??
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<Br/>Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
<Br/>Se Shadi Kr Li
<Br/>Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
<Br/>Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
<Br/>Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
<Br/>Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
<Br/>Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
<Br/>Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...
SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo
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<Br/>BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"
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<Br/>SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
<Br/>HaI . . . :-P;->
SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH
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<Br/>SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI
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<Br/>LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI
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<Br/>BaNtA : WoH KaIsE
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<Br/>SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa
<Br/>ThA . . . . ;->
Sardar''s Interview 4
<Br/>New JoB
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<Br/>Interviewer: Wht Did
<Br/>U Do B4 ?
<Br/>Sardar: I Was In Army
<Br/>Iterviewer: How Long
<Br/>Were U In Army ?
<Br/>Sardar: Five Foot
<Br/>Eleven Inch ...
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<Br/>Santa Lost His Cheque Book
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<Br/>Bank Manager:
<Br/>Be Careful,
<Br/>Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...
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<Br/>Santa:
<Br/>Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
<Br/>I Have Already Signed
<Br/>All Cheques ... ;->
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Santa=
<Br/>Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
<Br/>Bana Ghumta H,
<Br/>Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?
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<Br/>Banta=
<Br/>Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
<Br/>Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine
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<Br/>Is Not AvailaBle At Any Medical Store."
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<Br/>Doctor:Oh Sorry,
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<Br/>I Forgot To Write The Medicine.
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<Br/>That Was My Signature.
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...
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<Br/>Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....
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<Br/>Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
Daku: Tera Nam?
<Br/>Lady: Rita
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<Br/>Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
<Br/>Or Tera?
<Br/>Santa: Santa,
<Br/>Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He
