Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi DooB Raha Tha,
<Br/>Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
<Br/>Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
<Br/>Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.
India me ek AjeeB-o-GareeB SMS hai,
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<Br/>Bolta B hai
<Br/>Chalta B hai
<Br/>Khata B hai
<Br/>Monchen hen us ki
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<Br/>Pagri pehnta hai
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<Br/>Naam hai uska...
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<Br/>S=Sardar
<Br/>M=ManMohan
<Br/>S=Singh;-)
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..
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<Br/>Santa-ABe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_
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<Br/>Police-ABe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?
Santa Xerox Karne K Bad Kya Kar Raha Hai
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<Br/>Kya Kar Raha Hai..
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<Br/>Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki Kahi
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<Br/>Koi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai
Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai,
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<Br/>Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
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<Br/>Tujhy Pata Nhe K
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<Br/>LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga..
Sardar Was Sleeping In His
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<Br/>Why Are You Scrolling Down
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<Br/>So Fast.
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<Br/>Let Him Sleep With His Wife
Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
<Br/>He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
<Br/>"Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?"
Sardar''s 60th B''day
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<Br/>Guest: Why This BulB In Place Of Candles?
<Br/>Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put
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<Br/>Cake. So I Put
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<Br/>This 60 Watts BulB!!
My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years
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<Br/>He Never Used Glasses
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<Br/>Sardar : Ya
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<Br/>I Know
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<Br/>Few People Drink
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<Br/>Directly From Bottle
