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Sardar:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg <Br/> <Br/>Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar:As Far As I Know, <Br/> <Br/>Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age
Santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai <Br/> <Br/>Banta -Kaise? <Br/> <Br/>Santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli <Br/> <Br/>"Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai"
Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne <Br/> <Br/>Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya <Br/> <Br/>Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ? <Br/> <Br/>Srdar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . . ;-
Sardar Was Sleeping In Bed Room Wit His Wife <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>For What R U Scrolling Down So Fast? <Br/> <Br/>Let Him Sleep With His Wife..
Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle? <Br/> <Br/>Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath KaBhi Nahi Jata <Br/> <Br/>Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.
Santa''s Girfriend: <Br/>Meri Maa Apko Bahut <Br/>Pasand Karti He. <Br/> <Br/>Santa, After A Deep <Br/>Thought: <Br/>Kuchh Bhi Ho <Br/>Jaaye, <Br/>Shaadi To Main <Br/>Tujhse Hi Karunga!!
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? <Br/> <Br/>Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are ABove 8. <Br/> <Br/>Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!
Salsman-Which <Br/>Soap U <Br/>Use? <Br/>Santa-BABA''S Soap,BABA''S Paste,BABA''S Brush. <Br/>Salsman-Is BABA''S <Br/>A INTRNATIONAL Company? <Br/>Santa: BaBa Is My Room Mate.
Sardar 1st Time JAHAAZ May Betha <Br/>Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha <Br/>Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola: <Br/>Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.
Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai? <Br/>Banta:Simple Hai Yar <Br/>Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na
sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia <Br/>he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooBa <Br/>son:nai g <Br/>again asked: <Br/>dooBa kia <Br/>son:Pnai g <Br/>sardar:lagda ay meBu lay k he duBay ga
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, <Br/> <Br/>Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A. <Br/> <Br/>This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A., <Br/> <Br/>When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree? <Br/> <Br/>Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand. <Br/> <Br/>Last Year My Wife Died, <Br/> <Br/>I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. <Br/> <Br/>Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again