Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
<Br/>Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us
<Br/>Main Ja K Beth Gya
<Br/>
<Br/>Dure Sardar Ne Poocha
<Br/>''''Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?''''
<Br/>
<Br/>1st Sardar Replied
<Br/>''''Gehria''n Sochaa''n'''' ;->
The New Glossary Of
<Br/>Medical Term By A
<Br/>Sardar ...
<Br/>
<Br/>Anti Body- Agnst evry1
<Br/>Cardialogy- Advance
<Br/>study of poker playing
<Br/>Coma- A punctuation
<Br/>mark
<Br/>Enema- Not a frnd or
<Br/>male of enemy
<Br/>Flu- Going By
<Br/>aeroplane
<Br/>Genes- Blue denim
<Br/>LaBor pain- Getting hurt
<Br/>@ work
<Br/>MorBid- Higher Bid
<Br/>Urine- Opposite to u r
<Br/>out ...
Santa: I''ve Been
<Br/>Sending E-mails To
<Br/>William Shakespare...
<Br/>
<Br/>Banta: William Shakespare
<Br/>Is Dead, Stupid ...
<Br/>
<Br/>Santa: No Wonder
<Br/>He Hasn''t Replied As Well ... ;->
1 sardar Kafi deir Baad pind aya
<Br/>
<Br/>Pind di mitti
<Br/>Sung k kehnda
<Br/>Hun te mitti di khushBo Badl gai aa
<Br/>
<Br/>2nd;
<Br/>
<Br/>"^A mitti nai a
<Br/>Sukki tatti a^"
Santa: My Dctr Told
<Br/>Me To Drink Carrot
<Br/>Juice Aftr A Hot Bath
<Br/>2 Cure My Cold
<Br/>
<Br/>Banta: Does It Work ?
<Br/>
<Br/>Santa: I Don''t Know
<Br/>I Can Never Finish
<Br/>Drinking d Hot Bath ... ;->
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai Beth kar ja rahe the
<Br/>ke achanak gory ne goBar kar dia.
<Br/>
<Br/>Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
<Br/>dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
<Br/>yahan Bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
A lucknowi nawaB meets sardar.
<Br/>NawaB: JanaB kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
<Br/>
<Br/>Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
<Br/>dene se pehle Boil ker
<Br/>lena chahiye ...
<Br/>
<Br/>Sardar: Lekin JanaB
<Br/>Boil krne se Bacha
<Br/>marr tou nahi jaye
<Br/>ga... ??? ;->
Sardar G Dukandar Se.
<Br/>
<Br/>1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
<Br/>Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
<Br/>
<Br/>Dukandar Se Bola,
<Br/>Yeh Naqli Hy,
<Br/>7up Nhe,
<Br/>6up,
<Br/>1 Down Hy =P ;->
Judge: why r u arrested?
<Br/>
<Br/>Sardar: for shopping early?
<Br/>
<Br/>Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?
<Br/>
<Br/>Sardar: Before opening the
<Br/>shop..... =P ;->
