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Sardar g Saw A Man <Br/>Stealing A Purse <Br/> <Br/>Thief: There Is 1000 <Br/>Rs In The Purse <Br/>We Can Take 50-50 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sardar g: Ok ... Ok <Br/>Wh8 ABout The <Br/>Remaining 900 ..? ;->
Sardar & Wife Waitin 4 Train. <Br/>Den A Train Comes PANJAB MAIL. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar Jumped In2 D Train <Br/> <Br/>& Shouted To Wife" <Br/> <Br/>U Get In When PANJAB FEMALE Comes.!"
Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. <Br/> <Br/>Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! <Br/> <Br/>Santa: ABye Ghadhe, <Br/>BMW Ka MatlaB <Br/> <Br/>Bahut Motti Wife..
Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village. <Br/> <Br/>Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!
1st Sardar: <Br/>Yaar koi aisa kaam <Br/>Bata jis main ziada <Br/>profit ho ? <Br/> <Br/>2nd Sardar: <Br/>Aisa ker sardiyo''n <Br/>mein sasti Baraf le <Br/>ker garmiyo''n mein <Br/>Baich de ... ;->
Sardar Ji Ne Apni <Br/>Girlfriend k Kaandhe <Br/>Per Haath Rakha Aur <Br/>Dheere Se Bole - "I <Br/>Love You" <Br/> <Br/>Girlfriend - "Zor Se <Br/>Bolo" <Br/> <Br/>Sardar Ji - "Jai Mata <Br/>Di" ;->
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? <Br/> <Br/>Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi <Br/> <Br/>Jo MusiBat <Br/>Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De. <Br/>Main Zarur Aaunga
Ik sardar: <Br/>Oye Badmashaa meri paien da duBata wapis karde. <Br/>Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga. <Br/>Sardar= piko karani se. <Br/>:P
Tech: jaB Bijli chamkti ha <Br/>to hum ko roshni pehly aor <Br/>awaz Bad me Q ati ha? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......
Santa Platfrom k side leta tha <Br/>Banta-Kya kar rahe ho? <Br/>Santa-Sucite <Br/>Banta-to Beach me leto <Br/>Santa-Dar lagta he...
1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the.. <Br/> <Br/>Cheecker:- Ticket Please.. <Br/>Sardar:- Nahin Hai.. <Br/>Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho? <Br/>Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)
Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai, <Br/>Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain. <Br/>Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi, <Br/>Or To Or Local <Br/>T.V Walay To ABhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain. <Br/>Mintain Kr Rahay Hain. <Br/>Banta: Acha Wo Kesay? <Br/>Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!