SANTA: "I Love U"
<Br/>Means Kya Hota H?
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<Br/>GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
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<Br/>SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"
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1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki Bv ka zewar le gaye
<Br/>Logon ny kaha
<Br/>Chalo srdar g izzat to Bch gai BhaBi ki
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<Br/>Srdar Bola
<Br/>O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)
1 sardar USA gya.
<Br/>wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
<Br/>''Tannn''
<Br/>Aitefaq se light B chali gai pthan dar k Bola,''''khana khraBa Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"
1 sardar Begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya, dukandar:Sardar G size tou Batao?
<Br/>Sardar: yar wo tou mein Bhool gaya hoon!
<Br/>aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;->
Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
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<Br/>Sardar: pta Nai
<Br/>Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
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<Br/>Moral: sardaro ko marne k Bad B akal nae ati ;->
Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
<Br/>ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
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<Br/>Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they Born,
<Br/>this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->
Sardar amrud Bech rha tha..
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<Br/>1 admi aya or Bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?
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<Br/>Sardar: To saaf Baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->
"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"
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<Br/>Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->
Sardar thought "LOL" mean
<Br/>"lots of love".
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<Br/>So 1 Day His Friend''s Mother Died
<Br/>he Sent it in da Following txt
<Br/>''''Sory 2 Hear ABout da Death of Your M0ther LOL'''':-D
