B SMS Messages22988 messages

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do, <Br/> <Br/>Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do, <Br/> <Br/>Phir Woh Khud Apnay <Br/> <Br/>Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES <Br/>ABt PCS & WINDOWS ProBlmz <Br/> <Br/>1- My Child Learnd <Br/>MS WORD Nw He Wants <Br/>MS SENTENCE <Br/> <Br/>2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE <Br/>But No RE-SCOOTER <Br/>I Need It, As I Owe A <Br/>Vespa Scooter <Br/> <Br/>3 - I See MS OFFICE But I <Br/>Need MS HOME, As I Use <Br/>PC At Home <Br/> <Br/>4 - Finaly, Howz Dat <Br/>Ur Name Is GATES But <Br/>U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers <Br/>Frnd:4th? <Br/>Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A BarBer <Br/>Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out <Br/>Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!
Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 DiBBe Mai Char Gaye.. <Br/> <Br/>TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka <Br/>DiBBa Hai. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym ..... <Br/> <Br/>Sardar g In a Plane <Br/>Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a <Br/>Vomit Bag, Air Hostess <Br/>Gives Him The Bag After <Br/>Few Minutes When She <Br/>Comes Back Evry1 Was <Br/>Vomiting Except Sardar g <Br/>She Was Surprisd & Askd <Br/>"Sardar g In SaB ko Kia Hua?" <Br/>Sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan <Br/>Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside <Br/>When The Wife Said, <Br/>"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!" <Br/> <Br/>The Sardar Looked <Br/> <Br/>At Sky & Said, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Where, Where"???
1 Sardar <Br/>Police Station K Bahar Se <Br/>Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha <Br/>" Wanted For <Br/>RAPE & MURDER .." <Br/> <Br/>Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: <Br/>" I Want To Apply For <Br/>This JoB ..." ;->
Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse <Br/> <Br/>Theif: There Is 1000 Rs <Br/> <Br/>In The Purse. <Br/> <Br/>We Can Take 50-50 <Br/> <Br/>Santa: OK..OK <Br/> <Br/>What ABout The <Br/> <Br/>Remaining 900..!
Sardar <Br/>Cycle <Br/>K <Br/>Break <Br/>Hath <Br/>Me <Br/>Lekar <Br/>Nach <Br/>Raha <Br/>Tha. <Br/>. <Br/>Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho SARDARJI.? <Br/>. <Br/>Sardar-Oye! <Br/>BREAK DANCE
How Do You Know <Br/>If A Sardar-G Has Been <Br/>Sending E-Mail ... ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>You See A Bunch Of <Br/>Envelopes Stuffed Into <Br/>The Disk Drive ... ;->
Sardar : <Br/>I Love You Da Ki MtlaB <Br/>Honda Ae .. ? <Br/> <Br/>Girl : <Br/>Main Tum Se Pyar <Br/>Krti Hoon ... !!! <Br/> <Br/>Sardar : <Br/>Aaj Ka Di Kuriya''n Ty <Br/>Barii Besharam Ne 1 Gal <Br/>Da MtlB Ki Puchya <Br/>Free Ho Gau ... ;->
Eik Sardar Ne Najomi Se Pocha: <Br/> <Br/>"Kya Main Agly Janam Mn <Br/>Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon? <Br/> <Br/>Najoomi Ne JawaB Diya, <Br/> <Br/>"Aik Hi Facility Baar Baar Nhi Mil Skti . . . :P :D ;->