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Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui? <Br/> <Br/>Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain
Sardar Ki Maa <Br/> <Br/>Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se <Br/> <Br/>Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sardaar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi <Br/> <Br/>Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear <Br/> <Br/>Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay <Br/> <Br/>Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko MazBooti <Br/> <Br/>Say Jakray Rakhti Hay? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sardar Je: <Br/> <Br/>MISS <Br/> <Br/>"NARRA":-)
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai. <Br/>Aap KaBhi Use Puchhte Nahi ? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Haan, <Br/> <Br/>Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe KaBhi Deta Hi Nahi..
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi. <Br/>1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati <Br/>2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati <Br/>S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino <Br/>Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He
Santa- Yaar! <Br/> <Br/>A Auratein SharaB <Br/> <Br/>Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Banta- Islye Ki, <Br/> <Br/>SharaB Pine Ke <Br/> <Br/>Baad Chuhe Jaisa <Br/> <Br/>Pati Bhi Sher <Br/> <Br/>Ho Jata Hai.
Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Mai Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarhan <Br/> <Br/>Papa: <Br/> <Br/>Kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.
Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal <Br/> <Br/>Banta: That''s Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea? <Br/> <Br/>Santa: Yes, I Have. <Br/> <Br/>Banta: My Dad Killed It.
Mrs. Santa Don''t Like To Eat Green Grass <Br/>But, Mr. Santa Likes.. <Br/>Why??? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!
Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho? <Br/>Banta-Is BaBy Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! <Br/>Santa-Kyun? <Br/>Banta-Wo JaB Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska MatlaB Puchunga
Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, <Br/> <Br/>Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. <Br/> <Br/>Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega <Br/> <Br/>To Makaan Maalik Ka, <Br/> <Br/>Hum To Kirayedar Hain..