SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
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<Br/>Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia
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<Br/>Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?
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<Br/>SArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother.)
Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
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<Br/>In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.
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<Br/>Do U Know What The Business Was?
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<Br/>He Opened A Saloon In PunjaB!
Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain
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<Br/>Frnd: Wo Kyun?
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<Br/>Sardar: Fikr Se?
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<Br/>Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?
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<Br/>Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-) Boht Gir Rahe Hain
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<Br/>Frnd: Wo Kyun?
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<Br/>Sardar: Fikr Se?
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<Br/>Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?
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<Br/>Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)
Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.
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<Br/>Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??
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<Br/>Santa- Kya Pata Me To SuBah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
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<Br/>"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
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<Br/>Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
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<Br/>Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,
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<Br/>"O-A Main SaBka Baap Hon:->"
Passenger-Tumne Mere JeB Me Hath Kyu Dala?
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<Br/>Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.
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<Br/>Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.
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<Br/>Santa-Me AjnaBi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
Santa Opened Xerox Shop
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<Br/>Xerox Done In All Language
Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!
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<Br/>Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.
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<Br/>At 50th Floor He RememBers,
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<Br/>I Dont Hav A Daughter.
Santa Police Se:
<Br/>Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
<Br/>TV Ke Ilaava SaB Samaan Le Gaye
<Br/>Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
<Br/>Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
