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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate <Br/>"WIFE" & "MOTHER" <Br/> <Br/>SANTA: <Br/>Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" <Br/>& <Br/>After Marriage <Br/>We Sleep With <Br/>Our <Br/>"WIFE
Ek Sardar 2 A Man : <Br/>Yaar MusiBat K Waqt <Br/>Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap <Br/>Banana Parta Hy ... <Br/> <Br/>Man : <Br/>Wah Yaar Bari <Br/>Himmat Hy <Br/>Jo Teri Amma Maan <Br/>Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
Man sees Sardar-G <Br/>standing in d midle of <Br/>a huge feild of grass <Br/>& notices, He is jst <Br/>standing dere,doing <Br/>nothing, luking @ <Br/>nothing <Br/>Man asks: Sardar-G <Br/>wh8 r U doing ? <Br/>Sardar-G: Em trying 2 <Br/>win a noBle prize <Br/>Man: How? <Br/>Sardar-G: Well I heard <Br/>they give d noBle prize <Br/>2 ppl who r <Br/>outstanding in their <Br/>feild.. ;->
Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station. <Br/>Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao <Br/> <Br/>Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop <Br/>Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho?? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha <Br/>Bara Maza Aya <Br/>Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main SuBah <Br/>Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam <Br/>Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen <Br/>B Nahi Dekh Sakta. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi ;->
A man jumped into <Br/>sea and never came <Br/>out, 2nd man jumped <Br/>into sea the day after <Br/>& he also never come <Br/>out. <Br/>Sardar was watching <Br/>diz whole scene frm a <Br/>distance. <Br/>He concluded a result <Br/>frm hi oBservation <Br/> <Br/>"Human Being Is <Br/>SoluBle In Water" ;->
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest <Br/> <Br/>He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree. <Br/> <Br/>Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height <Br/> <Br/>Nahi Badegi, <Br/> <Br/>Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..
Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
Sardar ko DRIP Lagi <Br/>Thi <Br/>JB DRIP Khtm Hony <Br/>Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne <Br/>Bhai Sy Kaha <Br/>"Jao Sister Ko Bula <Br/>Lao" <Br/>Wo 3 Din Baad <Br/>PunjaB Se Apni BEHEN <Br/>Ko Le Aaya ... ;->
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, <Br/> <Br/>Kitna Paisa Lagega? <Br/> <Br/>Banta : Kuch B Nahi <Br/> <Br/>Santa : Kaise? <Br/> <Br/>Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
Nurse - MuBarak Ho <Br/>Aap k Ghar larka Peda <Br/>Hua Hy <Br/> <Br/>Sardar g - Wah g Wah <Br/>Kia Technology Hy, B.V <Br/>Meri Hospital Me Hy <Br/>Aur Bacha Mere Ghar <Br/>Peda Hua Hy ... ;->
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? <Br/> <Br/>Banta: All False. <Br/>Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination