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Santa: So
Santa: So, <Br/>you are distantly related to the family next door, <Br/> <Br/>are you? <Br/> <Br/>Banta: Yes, <Br/>their dog is our dog''s Brother.
Santa:Aaj kisine mere
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di. <Br/>Patni:Fir? <Br/>Santa:Maine Bhi uske Baap ko gaali di. <Br/>Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha? <Br/>Santa:Mera BETA..
Sardar Ko Elecrtic
Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->
Aik Sardar ki 10
Aik Sardar ki 10 Betiyan thin phir ja <Br/>kar uskay ghar ek Beta hua. <Br/>Sardar nay uska naam kya rakha hoga? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>MUSHKIL SINGH. !
Santa - My wife
Santa - My wife died yesterday.. <Br/>I''m trying to cry But tears are not come out, <Br/>what to do? <Br/>Banta - No ProBlem. <Br/>Just Imagine she Came Back. :D
Have you eaten
Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha? <Br/>Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun.. <Br/> <Br/>sardaarni: dont try to lie, <Br/>know lips can lie But hips dont lie... =P ;->
Santa-Mujhe Us
Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao <Br/> <Br/>Banta-Kya Hua <Br/> <Br/>Santa-JB Se Maine Kaha <Br/> <Br/>''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga'' <Br/> <Br/>Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H
Santa-Mujhe Us
Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao <Br/> <Br/>Banta-Kya Hua <Br/> <Br/>Santa-JB Se Maine Kaha <Br/> <Br/>''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga'' <Br/> <Br/>Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H
1 sardar k ghar me
1 sardar k ghar me Billi rhti thi sardar Billi se tang <Br/>akr usy kahi chor aya. <Br/>gar aya to Bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi. <Br/>sardar Bili ko doBara kahen dor chor k <Br/>aya Bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai. <Br/>sardar ko Boht gussa aya aB wo <Br/>Bili ko Boht hi zyada door chorny gya. <Br/>wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya. <Br/> <Br/>sardar:Bili gar pnch gai ya nhi? <Br/> <Br/>wife:han pnch gai hy <Br/> <Br/>sardar:Us kamini se Bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta Bhol gya hon... ;->
Santa: How can
Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Banta: That''s Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)
Admi: Sardar G
Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai. <Br/>Aap gaye Kyon Nahi? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi. <Br/> <Br/>haha haha haha :-)
Ek chor Police sy
Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui QaBr me chup gya <Br/>or Police sy Bach gya <Br/> <Br/>Wahi QareB sy sardar SahiB guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna Bhol gaye <Br/> <Br/>sardar SahiB ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor Bola <Br/>Bachao Bachao <Br/> <Br/>sardar <Br/>Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka AazaB shuro ho gya

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