B SMS Messages22988 messages

1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei Bachpan may Bohat taqat war tha.. <Br/> <Br/>2nd. wo k se? <Br/> <Br/>1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jaB mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha.. ;->
Pathan Sardar Se: <Br/>Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei Petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Nahi Yara.. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??
Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai, <Br/> <Br/>ek saal Bad sardar ka Baap America sa wapis aya, <Br/>us na poucha teri mah kahan ha, <Br/>sardar Bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi, <Br/>sardar ka Bap ronay lga or Bola <Br/>kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay Btaya q nhi, <Br/>sardar Bola, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->
Santa : MoBile me kuch mp3 load krna he <Br/> <Br/>Servicing Man : Memory card he? <Br/> <Br/>Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P :-D
Santa: Dr.SahaB 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha... <Br/>Dr:To AB Kya Hua. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?
Sardar Bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga? <Br/>Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya <Br/>Half pent half kiraya <Br/>Sardar ne apni pent utari <Br/>Or kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;->
Sardar ki Bivi uske driver k sath Bhag gai.. <Br/>logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga... ;->
Santa Aur Zandu Baam Me Kya Fark Hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ek Sardar Hai <Br/>Aur <Br/>Dusra Asardar Hai !
Sardar : MoBile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen... <Br/> <Br/>Dukandar : Memory Card Ha?? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar : Nahi! Kya Shnaakhti Card Chalega??
Santa Kone Me Chup Ke <Br/>MoBile Pe <Br/>Aahista Se Baat Kar Raha Tha <Br/> <Br/>Banta : Ladki Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho? <Br/>Santa : Maa Kasam <Br/>Ladki Nahi,Mangetar He
Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News- <Br/> <Br/>Gud News <Br/>Meri Biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya <Br/> <Br/>Banta-aur Bad News <Br/>Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha
Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe <Br/>Be parwai ki B hadd h0ti hai <Br/>tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai <Br/>SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)