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Teacher-What is the
Teacher-What is the opposite of ''minimum''?
Sardar-MiniDad
Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us
Main Ja K Beth Gya
Dure Sardar Ne Poocha
''''Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?''''
1st Sardar Replied
''''Gehria''n Sochaa''n'''' ;->
Who is Ur Favorite
Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?
Sardar : Ur Daughter.
Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter
Santa:- I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Santa:-
I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!
Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did She Say?
Santa:-
Just,
Wrong Number!
Sardr apni shadi
Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai
Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?
Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->
peo da wa
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
Santa: My Dctr Told
Santa: My Dctr Told
Me To Drink Carrot
Juice Aftr A Hot Bath
2 Cure My Cold
Banta: Does It Work ?
Santa: I Don''t Know
I Can Never Finish
Drinking d Hot Bath ... ;->
PANI GILA HO GAYA
SARDAR AIK BALTI MAIN PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA PANI BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA
SARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA PANI GILA HO GAYA
Dua Kha KAr Sojaoy!
Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao
BV: kyu?
Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao
Do U Know Why
Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???
2 Get Choclate Milk!!:P
Have you eaten
Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..
sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;->
Santa Opened Xerox
Santa Opened Xerox Shop
And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:
Xerox Done In All Language
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