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wife was about to

wife was about to give birth to a baby.

husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.

wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.

1. I may be paranoid,

1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.

2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.

3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.

Husband on wedding,

husband on wedding,askd his wife hd u any boy frnd befor our marriage?
Wife:silentHe said,mai iss khamoshi ko kya samjho,She replied

"TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE"

Islmabad Airport Par PIA

Islmabad
Airport
Par
PIA
Ki
Flight no9
K
Plane
Ki
Seat
no52
Par
Bathe
Passanger
K
Sath
Mai
Khardi
Air hostes
K
husband
K
Ghar
Bedroom
K
Attach bath
K
Right
Side
Wali
Window
K
Sath
wali
Gali
K
Pehle
Mord
par
Mojud
School
Ki
Clas4th
k
Teachr
Table
K
Samne
Wale
Row
K
4th
Bench
K
Sath
Wale
Bench
Par
Bathe
Hoy
Student
K
Bag
Mai
Pardi
Hoi
Urdu
Ki
Buk
K
Page no57
KiLine no10
Mai
LikhaTha
K
Dosron ka time wast karna buri bat hai.So i''m Sorry.

Question: why did GOD

Question: why did GOD create husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.

Question: why did GOD

Question: why did GOD create husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.

A beautiful young

A beautiful young bride said to her 80 years old husband: "Sweetie, lets go upstairs and make love".He replied: "Make a choice, I can''t do both''''

Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane

Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane K Rs.50,000/-Lgengey

husband:Pagal Ho Kia?Qazi Ne Rs.101/- May Shaadi Karwai Thi!

VAKeeL Dekh liya na Sastey Kaam ka Nateeja

Wife: India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Wife:

India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Dubai jao to jewelry,

France jao to perfume!!

husband ne jal ke kaha,

Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?

Wife:

APNI VIDEO

A husband read

A husband read an article to his wife about "How many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"

Wife to husband:

Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?

A man who surrenders

A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a husband.

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